Not all relationships are meant to last. Sometimes the distance between two people just become to great to overcome. For some it’s the emotional commitment that scares someone off. For others it’s the small things that just make you grow apart. But for a lucky few, it’s because your super hot, always near naked girlfriend, who happens to be one of many, is 54 years younger than you.
Of course when I say lucky few, I mean very few. Hugh Hefner is one of the very few. The man that we know for certain has slept with more playmates than most of us have even seen. Well he’s lost one. It looks like Holly Madison, one of he Girls Next Door, will no longer be next door.
In a video posted on TMZ, the very hot 28 year old blonde told reporters that she was no longer with Hugh Hefner. “If Holly says it’s over, I guess it’s over”, says the original player.
I’m not one to give up so easily. I would like to think that Holly will make her way back to Hef, and the other 2 girls, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt, and make up in the way that only happens at the Playboy Mansion. Actually, I really like to think about that, minus the 82 year old man.
But in the meantime, I’m happy to open my home to Holly if she needs a place to chill out for a while. Seriously Holly, I got DirecTV and a PS3. It will be just like the mansion, I promise.
I think that Hef will be all right. Hugh Hefner said that that he really thought that the two of them would be together forever, but that his age he isn’t capable of impregnating a woman anymore and that Holly really wants to have a baby. However, you shouldn’t feel too bad for Hef. He has already bounced back with a new set of twins. Twins with a wrap-sheet. I hope that he is careful not to anger those two. They put the last girl that they beat up in the hospital with a concussion.
She left him for Criss Angel. I’m sure that will last.