Paul Thomas Hamill gets pissed at a Sunco gas station

Florida — Paul Thomas Hamill, 43, got into an altercation with his girlfriend at the Sunoco gas station in the parking lot. The argument began over something to do with Hamill’s girlfriend’s mother. The full details of the altercation are not known at this time, but nothing could have possibly warranted Hamill’s bizarre reaction; Hamill became so enraged that he wound up pouring a container holding his urine over his girlfriend’s head right in the parking lot. Hamill was later arrested on battery charges for his actions.

According to police, Hamill did not appreciate having to use public bathrooms and he stored a container where he could relieve himself instead of having to seek out public facilities. It is believed that the container held a considerable amount of urine, and it is further believed that the container was filled to the brim with Hamill’s liquid waste since upon the police’s arrival on the scene, his girlfriend’s hair was literally drenched with urine. In a futile attempt at revenge, Hamill’s girlfriend poured wine all over him in return, and after doing so, called the local authorities. Upon arrival, police arrested Hamill and he was detained with a $2500 bond.

Filthy Lucre Plant Database:

Isocoma coronopifolia (A. Gray) Greene

Draba rectifructa C.L. Hitchc.

Hypopterygium Brid.

Lepidium bidentatum Morton var. owaihiense (Cham. & Schltdl.) Fosberg

Graphis insidiosa (C. Knight & Mitt.) Hook. f.


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