One Friday night in Bellingham, Washington, Lanny Wolf was playing a card game, “Magic: The Gathering,” with two of his friends, 42 year old Virgil Vanduisen and 19 year old Jeffery Chapman in a store. Three men who had been drinking near the store came in and left after they were asked to leave. But they didn’t leave quietly! They went outside, dropped their drawers, and pressed their butt cheeks up against the window of the storefront, causing the window to break. The card players grabbed a baseball bat and chased after the mooners.
Vanduisen and Chapman caught up with the three mooners about two blocks away from the store. They took turns beating on two of the men. They beat them so hard that the baseball bat broke over one of the mooner’s head! The 24 year old mooner had a fracture above his eye and the 23 year old mooner had a skull fracture and bleeding on the brain. The third mooner was unharmed.
Vanduisen and Chapman are now facing felony assault charges and could end up in jail for life. The two drunken mooners could face charges of malicious mischief and disorderly conduct. Even worse, their friends will know they got their asses sent to the hospital after mooning “Magic: The Gathering” players!!
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