According to Andrew Hellman, he loves Jesus, his wife, and all ten of his children. According to the Yavapai County Sheriff’s Office, Andrew Hellman loved some of his children too much. According to Jesus, Andrew Hellman will pay for his sins.
In October of 2008, the Yavapai County Sheriff’s Office received a report from an as yet unnamed source of child molestations involving several minor victims. During the investigation, it was discovered that some of the victims were Hellman’s own children! After five days of searching, there was enough evidence to charge Hellman with multiple counts of sexual abuse.
Hellman has stated on his MySpace account, “…the one I would most like to meet is Jesus….a physical manifestation would be the most humbling experience I can imagine. I praise God that He saved me from an eternity in Hell…” This statement may be a bit premature since Hellman is currently charged with eight counts of child molestation, four counts of sexual conduct with a minor, and one count of indecent exposure with more charges likely to follow. Hellman may be surprised that God did not save him from Hell when he finds himself with a cell mate that thinks he is pretty. He may be even more surprised at the “most humbling experience” he will receive courtesy of his cell mates!
Filthy Lucre Plant Database:
Epipterygium tozeri (Grev.) Lindb.
Tridens muticus (Torr.) Nash var. elongatus (Buckley) Shinners
